Ray Lindström

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot might actually exist.

Q: Why can't blondes make icecubes?

A: They can never remember the recipe.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?

A: Artificial Intelligence!

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

A: For throwing out the Ws.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:

Blonde #1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"

Blonde #2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?

A: Tell her all the seats that are going to London are in the middle row.

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

A: They can't get all that water in that little package!

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: Are you sure it's mine?!?

Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She'd reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.

The other blonde couldn't stand it any longer and yelled up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"

The first blonde explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"

The second blonde explained, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"

Two blondes were waiting for their buses. One of them was waiting for the bus number one and the other one for the bus number seven. In the meantime, the bus number seventeen came. One of them exclaimed: "Oh, great! Now we can go together!" Click here to add your text.
Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the bartender drifts over intending to offer them a drink on the house.

When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!"

Smiling, the bartender says, "Congratulations! What's so special about 17 days?"

Eyes twinkling, one of the women explains, "Well, we've been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"

Here's a contribution from Ray's cousin Janet Logan; certainly appropriate for anybody in our business.

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HelOOOooo," answered the blonde . "They're watch dogs!"